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The Person
Achieving moderation through extremes.
Achieving moderation through extremes.
| Fortune / Pun | Source | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Life is a verb. | Szechuan Chef, North Chelmsfords | 2005-05-16 |
| Sorrow is the shadow of which the light is joy. | Szechuan Chef, North Chelmsfords | 2005-05-16 |
| You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy. | Some Stoneham Chinese take-out place | 2004-09-02 |
| You have a keen sense of humor and bring out the best in others. | Some Stoneham Chinese take-out place | 2004-08-30 |
| Financial hardship in your life is coming to an end. Enjoy! | Some Stoneham Chinese take-out place | 2004-08-22 |
| Good work, good life, good love, good-bye oppression. | Some Stoneham Chinese take-out place | 2004-07-17 |
| Your virtues are your priceless treasures | Some Stoneham chinese take-out place | 2004-06-21 |
| You have an ability to sense and know a higher truth. | Some Stoneham Chinese take-out place | 2004-06-11 |
| The face of nature reflects all of life's ups and downs. | Some Stoneham Chinese take-out place | 2004-05-22 |
| The important thing is to express yourself. | Some Stoneham Chinese take-out place | 2004-04-12 |
| April the 1515 should be called tax-giving day. | Salada Tea | 2003-03-25 |
| Hospitality - making your guests feel at home, when you wish they were. | Salada Tea | 2003-02-14 |
| Checks and Balances: famous juggling act. | Salada Tea | 2003-02-12 |
| Children are grand but grandchildren are grander. | Salada Tea | 2003-02-11 |
| Thrift is a wonderful virtue - especially in an ancestor. | Salada Tea | 2003-02-10 |
| Hot cross puns: comics arguing over dinner. | Salada Tea | 2003-02-07 |
| Gardening angels protect the tree nursery. | Salada Tea | 2003-02-06 |
| Economics teachers go to class on business cycles. | Salada Tea | 2003-02-05 |
| A good scare is worth more than good advice. | Salada Tea | 2003-02-04 |
| "I only have eyes for ewe" : male sheep's lament. | Salada Tea | 2003-02-03 |
| Meating place: the barbecue. | Salada Tea | 2003-01-31 |
| Comic: THE GRIN REAPER. | Salada Tea | 2003-01-30 |
| Romances among the wealthy tend to have more in preferred than in common. | Salada Tea | 2003-01-29 |
| Restaurants are where money grows on trays. | Salada Tea | 2003-01-28 |
| A tree never hits a car except in self-defense. | Salada Tea | 2003-01-27 |
| Termites live happily ever rafter. | Salada Tea | 2003-01-24 |
| Some people fall for everything and stand for nothing. | Salada Tea | 2003-01-23 |
| A prude whispers sweet nothing-doings in your ear. | Salada Tea | 2003-01-22 |
| Wealth is a curse... if your neighbors have it. | Salada Tea | 2003-01-21 |
| The Wright brothers weren't wrong about flight. | Salada Tea | 2003-01-20 |
| Mind, like parachutes, work only when they are open. | Salada Tea | 2003-01-17 |
| It's a good time to finish up old tasks. | Mandarin fortune cookie (Revere, MA) | 2002-11-29 |
| "The public will forgive everything but genius." - Oscar Wilde. | Salada Tea | 2002-09-12 |
| Retirement: Antidote for work. | Salada Tea | 2002-09-12 |
| The Arctic is the land of frozen assets. | Salada Tea | 2002-09-10 |
| Know-how is especially valuable to someone who doesn't know-who. | Salada Tea | 2002-09-09 |
| Card players spend a good deal of time together. | Salada Tea | 2002-09-03 |
| With Integrity and consistency, you credits are piling up. | P.F. Changs fortune cookie | 2002-08-21 |
| You will continue to take chances, and be glad you did. | P.F. Changs fortune cookie (Tina's) | 2002-08-21 |
| A liar is not believed even though he tell the truth. | Mr. Chang's fortune cookie | 2002-08-21 |
| You will always have good luck in your personal affairs. | Mr. Chang's fortune cookie (Tina's) | 2002-08-21 |
| You form passionate relationships without compromising your independence. | Cheng Du fortune cookie (Tina's) | 2002-08-20 |
| If you don't know where you're going, all roads lead there. | Salada Tea | 2002-08-06 |
| Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everyone enjoys. | Salada Tea | 2002-07-29 |
| Fools rush in where fools have been before. | Salada Tea | 2002-07- |
| Good actors use their flare to illuminate lines. | Salada Tea | 2002-07- |
| Eiffel created a structure to tower over all others. | Salada Tea | 2002-07- |
| Stationary stores assign clerks a fixed location. | Salada Tea | 2002-07- |
| A refreshing change is in your future. | Cheng Du fortune cookie | 2002-07-02 |
| Time wounds all heels | Salada Tea | 2002-06-24 |
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If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
----- Whoever wrote this was not from New England. ----- |
Cheng Du fortune cookie | 2002-06-20 |
| Polite masseurs never rub customers the wrong way. | Salada Tea | 2002-06-13 |
| Up-scale criminals wear handcuff links. | Salada Tea | 2002-06-12 |
| Medieval cavalry charge: Fly-by Knights. | Salada Tea | 2002-06-11 |
| Bell buoys serve ocean travelers. | Salada Tea | 2002-06-10 |
| Clothiers give good customers on-the-cuff treatment. | Salada Tea | 2002-06-05 |
| Talkative tailors yarn on till the end of twine. | Salada Tea | 2002-06-04 |
| An ego-maniac is someone who's hard of listening. | Salada Tea | 2002-06-03 |
| Your one syllable words are easier to eat. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-31 |
| Clowning glory: funny hat. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-30 |
| Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-29 |
| Too many of us conduct our lives on the cafeteria plan, self service only. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-28 |
| Inflation - whatever goes up will go up some more. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-27 |
| When bird watchers bump heads: OWL! | Salada Tea | 2002-05-24 |
| Swinging nightclubs offer evening golf. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-23 |
| Band-leader: A man who can face the music. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-22 |
| Prejudice saves time; it enables us to form opinions without facts. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-21 |
| The debate turned into a tirade show. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-20 |
| A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-17 |
| Taps dance: lively military march. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-16 |
| Pawn shops are loan-ly places. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-15 |
| Racqueteers: tennis court hustlers. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-14 |
| Surtax: levy on Knights. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-13 |
| No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. -Lincoln | Salada Tea | 2002-05-13 |
| The best eraser in the world is a good night's sleep. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-10 |
| Stealing a kiss may be petty larceny, but sometimes it's also grand. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-10 |
| Be sure you never pass up a good opportunity to remain quiet. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-09 |
| Columbus had to float a loan for his voyage. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-07 |
| Aerobic reading - move your lips and read out loud. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-06 |
| A legend is a lie that has attained the dignity of age. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-03 |
| A faux pas gives you an err ache. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-02 |
| Political discussions are held in WHINE shops. | Salada Tea | 2002-05-01 |
| Poets keep writing, for better or verse. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-30 |
| To make a sponge cake, borrow the butter, borrow the eggs, borrow the... | Salada Tea | 2002-04-29 |
| Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies. | Cheng Du fortune cookie | 2002-04-28 |
| Good to begin well, better to end well. | Cheng Du fortune cookie | 2002-04-28 |
| Gourmet's dream: shipwrecked on a desserted island. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-24 |
| A picture of a jail should be painted on every safe. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-23 |
| It's scary driving through the petrified forest. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-22 |
| Kleptomaniacs help themselves because they can't help themselves. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-19 |
| Losing quarterbacks are in the throws of depression. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-15 |
| Mistakes - life would be dull without them. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-11 |
| Companies can throw a curve with the bottom line. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-09 |
| Thinking: speech in disguise. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-08 |
| Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-06 |
| Broadway Marquees: royalty visiting the theater. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-06 |
| Where there's a will there's a delay. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-05 |
| A depressed hypochondriac is someone who has no trouble to speak of. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-04 |
| A friend in need is a friend to feed. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-02 |
| Body language is the universal tongue. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-02 |
| The tooth fairy avoids bridges. | Salada Tea | 2002-04-01 |
| Hair dye gets to the root of problems. | Salada Tea | 2002-03-29 |
| Euclid had the right angles on math problems. | Salada Tea | 2002-03-29 |
| We'd still be in Paradise if Eve tempted Adam with a brussel sprout. | Salada Tea | 2002-03-26 |
| Like hockey players, bookworms are called for icing. | Salada Tea | 2002-03-25 |
| Among the lucky, you're the chosen one. | WPI Campus Center cookie | 2002-03-21 |
| Arguments always occur during pique time. | Salada Tea | 2002-03-19 |
| Anybody who rests on laurels keeps them in the wrong place. | Salada Tea | 2002-03-18 |
| Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. | Some Chinese take out place in Worcester. | 2002-02-01 |
by: Keith A. Pray
Last Modified: January 28, 2010 3:59 AM
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